Sarcasm: Because beating people is illegal
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything. >:I
You're the reason I wake up every morning. LOL, just kidding, I have school.
Saying "Oh, I hate this song" and then you start singing it.
My friend says that words couldn't hurt him. So I threw a dictionary at his head.
Modern art= I could do that+ Yeah, but you didn't
At school I figured out that my iPad didn't work. I pressed the home button, but nothing happened.
That awkward moment when you see identical twins fighting and one calls the other ugly.
That moment when you walk through a spider web and instantly become a karate master.
Every year, I realized how stupid I was the year before.
I like taking long, romantic walks...to the fridge.
People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains.
Doing something weird and thinking "this is why I'm single."
I was in my bed, looking up at the stars. And then I wondered "WHERE IS MY CEILING?"
You want a good hiding spot? Look at the second page of Google.
I heard you're a player. Well, nice to meet you. I'm the coach.
Dear cupid, next time hit us both.
That's all for now. I hope you enjoyed. c: